My calves are completely insane, bro. They should be locked up in a mental institution. Some scientist should come and analyze them, because certain parts contain more than 100% muscle. When I'm not flexing.
I was working on them the other day, and I swear, everyone was looking at them. I mean everyone, bro. I even forced a few people to check them out. If you haven't seen my calves, you really don't know what life's about.