rodneyohebsion.com

CosmopoliTen Reasons…

2 Signs a Guy Wants to Do You

1. He’s breathing.

2. See #1

3 Things You Need to Know About Men

1. They’re assholes

2. They’re perverts

3. They’re slobs

Getting a Guy to Commit

The fact that you’re reading this is a clear sign he won’t commit.

Does Your Man Deserve You?

Maybe—but probably not.

Can Your Man Change?

No.

What Men Really Want

Who gives a shit? We’re the ones with vaginas. It’s all about what we want.

What To Do If He Beats You

Ughhh!—I can’t believe you’re even reading this!

You know exactly what to do: file a report and stay the fuck away from him!

What?

You’re sure it was a one time thing?

Well, I’m sure your deluded ass is going to get kicked again.

Celebrity Interview

Q: You think you’re hot shit, don’t you?

A: Uh… well, no.

Q: I’ll bet those breasts aren’t real.

A: That’s really none of your business.

Q: You’re fat.

A: I’m a size 6!


Home | Next →