A white middle aged male Republican senator was caught with his pants down to his ankles and his penis up the rear of over 300 gay illegal immigrants...
US & World
Obama still trying to clean up Bush’s mess
North Korean man adopts puppy
Poll names Obama greatest man ever (Jesus finishes #793 million, Bush #107 billion)
Capitalism causes another war
Religious nutcases fuck up the world
“Slavery is OK,” says Judeo-Christian God
“Men pretty much own women,” says Muslim God
“16% of people should be treated like garbage,” says Hindu God
Politics
Obama’s plan more or less saves the world
Republicans attempt to lure Democrats into pointless debate
Republicans vote no on completely rational, sensible bill
Obama turns water into wine
Republicans attempt to repeal 13th Amendment
Business
Capitalist pigs rape world
Corporations take money out of your pocket
Evil oil company names Satan CEO, Ebenezer Scrooge CFO
Sports
Science defeats God, 6-2, 6-0, 6-1
Patriots win Super Bowl (with no help from God)
Entertainment
The Big Bang Theory tops TV ratings
Genesis reunion tour cancelled
Conservatives entertain themselves by stealing from the poor
Health
“Only rich people deserve to be healthy,” implies conservative asshole
Technology & Science
“God created the universe,” says deluded man
Christians attempt to kill science
“Conservatives are missing a ‘rational’ gene,” says intelligent scientist
Conservative asshole caught releasing greenhouse gasses for the sheer fun of it