My quads are amazing, bro. They're freaking huge. Sometimes I feel like I'm walking on two thick tree trunks. Made of steel.
When I wear shorts, people flip out. They flip out, man. They can't believe what they're seeing. Sometimes I wear shorts to Church just to let people know how amazing God's creations are. Maybe I should drop by Richard Dawkins's house one day. My quads would convert him in about a half a second. In fact, he'd probably end up becoming a televangelist.