What's going on, dudes? This is my review of Star Wars. Um, I haven't actually seen it or anything. Everyone's always like, "Dude--you got to see Star Wars." But I'm like, "Dude--it looks stupid." Like, why do I have to watch every single movie that other people watch? There's too much pressure to conform in society. Like the other day, some of my friends wanted to go chill out at Marie Callender's. Not to order anything. Just to like chill there. And I was like, "Dude--I don't want to." And they were like, "Come on, man. Let's go." And Iwas like, "Dude--I don't want to." You know. I didn't give in to the peer pressure. Instead, I went hom eand smokes a few blunts. And then my friends dropped by later, and we watched Ernest Goes to Camp. That's why I give Star Wars two thumbs down, dude.