WARNING
Hot Coffee is Hot
WARNING
The earth is upside down
WARNING
Hitting yourself with a hammer while holding this book may result in injury.
CUIDADO
If you’re not Hispanic, don’t call a Hispanic man “homes” or “vato.”
PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY. DON’T LET THE HALF NAKED WOMEN IN OUR ADS SWAY YOU IN ANY WAY.
PLEASE GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY. … WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER DRINK, SIR?
DO NOT USE AS A Q-TIP, 23RD ANNIVERSARY GIFT, HORSESHOE, HOME PREGNANCY TEST, MEAT THERMOMETER, SCARECROW, ARTIFICIAL HEART, AIRPLANE MEAL, RAFT, CAR BATTERY, BRA PAD, FISHING ROD, OR QUANTUM PHYSICS TEXTBOOK
DO NOT USE AS A BOOK. … ACTUALLY, FORGET THAT ONE.
DO NOT PASS GO
DO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN
SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE: a desire to play Pac-Man in the nude, a hatred of yellow T-shirts, and the belief that the Pope owes you $32,000