1945 Château Mouton-Rothschild $30,000
1987 Mogen David $3.99
1988 Andrew Dice Clay $1 billion
2005 Domaine de la Romanee-Conti St. Vivant$1,500
2005 French Asshole St. Bernard $5 million
1994 Screaming Eagle $5,000
1995 Quiet Pigeon $10,000
2007 Charles Shaw (“Two Buck Chuck”) $1.99
2007 Eugene Learner (“Million $ Scholar”) $999,999.99
2008 Broke Depressed Divorcee (“Cheep Weep”) $0.49
1963 Big Briton (“Filling For a Schilling”) $10
2000 Takahiro Sushi (“Very Pricey Ricey”) $5 million
2005 Low Budget Italian FBI (“Ten Euro Bureau”) $10
2007 Husband’s Apology (“I Spent Money, Honey”) $300
1787 Château d’Yquem $100,000
1787 Wyquem’s House $1,000
1787 Wyquem’s Toilet $200,000
1945 Old Red Grapes $10,000
1945 Old Red Grapes from France $500,000
2015 Back to the Future $50,000
1956 I Love Lucy $5 million
4150 BC Chateau Noah $6 trillion
1993 Sex After Marriage $5
1993 Sex on the Fourth Date $80
1993 Sex on the First Date $300
1993 One Night Stand $800
1993 You’ll Be Boning Her In 2 seconds $2,000
1993 She’ll Be Boning You Once She Sees the Label $10,000
2003 Neverland Ranch Jesus Juice $45,000
2000 Woody Allen’s House Moses Juice $10,000
1999 R. Kelly’s Crib Abraham Alize $10,000