Birth certificate reveals Obama’s real name
It’s Lucifer Beelzebub Benedict Arnold Lenin Marx Castro Genghis Osama bin Saddam Hussein Insane Bonaparte Malcolm Xecute Whitey Rightnow Amin
Obama fucks up country
Communist hippie assholes whine about stupid shit
Homosexual man attempts to corrupt your son
Obama worships Satan
Environmentalists kill people in order to save trees
Obama’s approval rating drops to 44%
National insanity rate drops to 44%
Obama fucks up world
Cuba still poor as fuck (I wonder why?)
China becoming rich as fuck (I wonder why?)
Obama’s plan fails miserably
Obama impeached (in an ideal world)
Democrats admit they’re hypocrites
How the fuck did Obama become president?
Liberal film attempts to brainwash the masses
Liberal diet gurus to blame for obesity epidemic
Liberal media promotes anorexia, plastic surgery
Global warming debate heats up—but not necessarily because of anything humans have done
Archaeologists unearth Obama bumper sticker in ancient Sodom
Godless liberals anger God, cause hurricane
Obama’s guilty of treason
Obama doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about
Obama doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing
Obama’s a communist
Obama must be stopped