“That’s the last time I use my computer while drunk,” he remarked.
“I knew our persistence would pay off,” said the movie’s producer.
The only other country left is Schwarzeneggerland.
In a span of just 32 minutes, four new religions took turns going from number one to extinct, giving way for Nintendoism to take the top spot.
It was time for a change.
“If it weren’t for me,” remarked Emperor Arnold HW CXVI, “these people’s lives would be meaningless.”
“If you’re willing to pay $5 tril. for a cup of $1 tril. coffee,” remarked the Company’s CEO, “you might as well pay $3 tril. for a $0 cup of air.”
And it turns out that the earth is shaped like Tony Danza.
Hopefully they won’t kill us.
“Rise of the machines” my ass!
“I’m not feeling so judgmental anymore,” he explained.